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              1. Right, here’s a fun thread. In the UK, we had this weird shit called a National Record of Achievement. I think it was supposed to help you get a job. As you can see, I took great care of mine. Anyway, here’s the contents of mine.
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              First up a certificate to say I can type. I learned to touch type in these “lessons” where they put a fucking box over our hands so we couldn’t see the keyboard. Wild.
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            Next up, here’s me fucking up my A levels. I only did graphics and music and managed to get a U in every exam. I went from an A to a C in music because I fucked the exam so much. It was so bad, the teach bought it to use as an example of how not to do it for other students.
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          Next up, Grade 3 on Cornet. I fucking hated that instrument. The Associated Board are a set of posh pricks, too.
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        Next up, GCSEs. I did alright to be honest. The only A I got was music. This was before I decided that I would fuck up all of my exams.
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      Finally, a grade 5 in drums which was a merit. A “Pro Zone performance certificate” is grade 8 without the rudiments because I hated those. Grade 8 was hard as fuck so I just scraped it.
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    Not pictured: a degree because I didn’t fucking get one. You don’t need one of them, pals.
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