piccalilli_’s avatarpiccalilli_’s Twitter Archive—№ 30,419

    1. We’re taking our 3 year old and 1.5 year old to IKEA. Give us strength.
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    Status update: everyone has had meatballs so we have approximately 37 mins before the meltdowns begin
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      to be clear: it will be me having the meltdown, not the children
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        pro tip
        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
        1. …in reply to @piccalilli_
          Everyone has had a hotdog and ice cream so it is ok and most importantly, over.