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      1. imagine a surgeon is just about to start surgery and they go "best practices don't actually work so I'm going to cut open this patient with a spoon"
    1. …in reply to @piccalilli_
      imagine you get into a taxi and they say "best practices don't actually work so I've disconnected my brakes and I'll drive with my eyes closed"
  1. …in reply to @piccalilli_
    imagine you go to a restaurant and the chef says "best practices don't actually work so I'm not going to put this chicken in the fridge"